Whatever it takes to 'reform' health care...
"Arm twisting is for sissies. We'll do whatever it takes to persuade obstructionists to pass health care reform. Or we'll just 'deem' it passed." --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
"If they [Americans] won't voluntarily drink the Koolaid, we'll tie 'em down and pour it down their throats!" --House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
(with backup vocals by President Obama and leftist media)

A Google Search (above) finds a new definition for waterboarding...
The website shown below only hints at tactics Speaker Pelosi might employ to extract cooperation from House members...
screams of terror and agony are heard from the basement of the House on Capitol Hill...
An X-Files Parody
Which side in health care battle is bi-partisan? - By Neil Braithwaite, 3/18/10
Deception, Duplicity and Manipulative Government - J.A. Davis, 3/12/10
Serious About the Constitution - Steve Scroggins, 11/12/09
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America Koolaid-boarded - X-Files parody
Pirates of the Potomac - X-Files parody
We never would have deemed this possible - Augusta Chronicle, 3/19/10
Republicans now facing Democrats' Deem Team on health-care reform - Washington Post. 3/16/10
Democrats risk undermining process with health care bill - The Detroit News, 3/19/10
Perils of Democracy, Part 5 - J.A. Davis & Steve Scroggins, 2/24/09
Congress mulls breaking constitution to pass health care - Dianna Cotter, 3/18/10
Will Altmire Walk the Plank? - Kimberly Strassel, Wall Street Journal, 3/19/10
Socialism, Republican-Style - Michael Tennant, 2/24/09
Arm-twisting and the future of the Democratic Party - L.A. Times, 3/18/10
The Hell With Our Constitution - Walter Williams, 2/11/09
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